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pussy poacher 

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A female homosexual; a complete lesbian.
Did you see Lisa's new haircut? She looks like a real pussy poacher!
pussy poacher by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005
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Pussy Poacher 

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A person that tries to have sex with someone their friend is sleeping with.
Your friend slid in my dms mad thirsty, he’s a pussy poacher.
Pussy Poacher by Ascendingtemptest April 29, 2019
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pussy poacher 

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A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.
E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."
pussy poacher by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009
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Pussy Poacher 

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A transmasc chaser

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A person who doesn't identify as a woman and who has never once lived as one that goes into sapphic, or dyke centric spaces using pan or bi as a sexuality to hook up with androgynous AFAB people, and ghosting anyone they flirt with or approach the moment they find out that that person does not have a vagina or was not female assigned at birth.
Person 1: Is Jackson really bisexual? I get pussy poacher vibes from them.
Person 2: They sure as hell won't fuck with any hottie who has a dick if that's what you're asking.
Pussy Poacher by Grape Crisis July 16, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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