A basic bowel movement. Usually reserved for high-volume output. Especially after lunch when you feel like it will take a great feat of strength to go poop.
I was just in the 3rd stall pushing mud, so wait about 30 to 45 minutes before you go in there.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.