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push muffin

Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife

Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!

Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
by OGE74 August 17, 2024
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Pussmuffin

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.
Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!
by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010
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