purple ron 

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

purple ron by B Shawn May 7, 2018

purple ronnie 

an annoying little bastard that plans to take over the world

purple ronnie: phj34r m3 s0x!

purple ronnie by Green Fred May 10, 2003

Purple Ronnie 

When an erect penis is put through the middle of a MacDonalds Breakfast Bagel and your partner eats it.

A full fat purple ronnie is the above, but with added cum on top (glazed).

I feel well fat after scoffing down a few purple ronnies this morning. Had some hash browns too.

Purple Ronnie by mandudno2 June 24, 2011

purple ronnie 

An intelligent person who has devised a plan to eliminate the existance of all those around him that he dislikes

purple ronnie says say bye bye to your whole fucking world bitch

purple ronnie by ronnie buffington June 5, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia

Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

purplemonkeydishwasher by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006

purplemonkeydishwasher 

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.

*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!

purplemonkeydishwasher by Joods April 17, 2003

purplecone

A closet homosexual. Someone who claims to be straight while secretly liking men. Tell-tale signs: Says penis randomly in chatrooms.

You're such a PurpleCONe! When are you going to come out of the closet?

purplecone by anon97 July 1, 2005