Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.
by Bucko McCane April 29, 2006
a group of friends and brothers, that optimize the epitome of being cool, pull mad bitches (mad in the sense of hot and a lot), are just all-around chillers/blazers, and have their home lair always labeled "The Pit"
by purplecobra4life November 19, 2009
by Kingmaker May 08, 2006
Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.
Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho
Led Zeppelin: Ditto
The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us
Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!
Led Zeppelin: Ditto
The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us
Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!
by randomherochris December 17, 2008