Purple Clouds

When someone is smoking "purple" marijuana, they're said to be blowing out "purple smoke" aka "purple clouds".

Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.

Drake: "Blowing Purple Clouds Nigga I'm so sky high"

Purple Clouds by dgad87 July 13, 2012

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Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

Purple Clouds by Fascinated Spirit May 9, 2013

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Purple Cloud

The best RuneScape private server leader to ever grace the scene. Often described as "The Chemist" due to his immeasurable IQ and talent of hybridding. His indomitable reign lasted seven cycles of the Earth circling the circumference of the Sun (2010-2017). Forever we will always remember Purple Cloud the Great Conqueror of Gielinor.

Is that Purple Cloud from Chaotic Impulse? Run now or we're all dead.

Purple Cloud by Profash February 6, 2019

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Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.

Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.

Purple Cloud by Keysmarine June 14, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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