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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 1, 2023
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