purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee April 24, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 03, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 29, 2002

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

by Junk September 19, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

simple, a penis

I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Munchi Kawfi December 01, 2003

purple headed yogurt slinger

a weenie.

lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business

by Justin April 11, 2003