Skip to main content

Punk Card 

(noun). An imaginary "membership" card to the punk subculture. Punk cards are often referred to by others than the "holder" of said "card,' for presentation and review. Also used to reflect "punk points" - merits and demerits reflecting the actions of the holder, based on others' scrutiny.
Person 1: "I really think capitalism is super cool"

Person 2: "Alright, let's see your punk card - yep that's minus 2 points"
Punk Card by ryanfromdeland January 3, 2011

punk card 

An imaginary card authorizing one to "punk" someone (see punk for a better definition). Punk card is normally referred to when someone stalls another individuals attempt to punk them.
"My mom was slipping into bipolar mode and about to bitch me out again, but this time I pulled her punk card and she said she was 'only joking.'"
punk card by telmcg May 27, 2008

punkcard 

When some one is starting with you and they say thatone thing that sets you over the edge.
Hey what was I supposed todo he pulled my"PunkCard"
punkcard by Solojobber August 5, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026