A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.
THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!
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Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.
That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA
by Ian July 19, 2004
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1) A woman who is too young to be a Cougar, but too old for the men she wants.

2) A woman under 40 who discovers the men her own age prefer prepubescent, siliconed, bimbos to educated women their own age.
Damn girl, the last well dressed MBA just left with that skank. I feel like a PUMA in a den of tarts.
by goddess95 October 24, 2010
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guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok
by giggles22 June 23, 2009
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(noun) an attractive woman in her late 20's or early 30's who is still young enough to be considered pre-cougar, a woman who knows what she wants, who can carry on a conversation, and who has a low probability of being a gold digger, and may or may not want a relationship. Similar to a MILF, but no children required.
Sara was constantly compared to a cougar, but was too young nor was she a MILF, she has no kids.... what she really was, was a puma.
by apickywoman June 14, 2010
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Big cat also known as a cougar.

German sportswear brand founded in 1948 by Rudolf Dassler (Brother of Adolf Dassler, founder of Adidas) in Herzogenaurach, Germany. Puma gaiend recognition among Euro-sports fans by sponsoring football legend Pelé, Tennis kingpin Boris Becker and Olympic Gold winner Linford Christie.
1948 Puma Shoes is founded.
Introduction of the PUMA Atom, Puma Shoes first soccer shoe. In the first soccer match after World War II, several members of the German National soccer team wear PUMA cleats, including the scorer of the first post-war goal, Herbert Burdenski
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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