After you've been broken-up with, saying that you were going to break-up with that person anyways.
Person 1: Hey did your girlfriendbreak-up with you?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was gonna break-up with her anyways.
Person 1: Oh, c'mon, don't start pulling a noah.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.