Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

by LazyGabe June 05, 2015

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

by girlgabe April 04, 2013

pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.

Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"

by Mike Beardman September 01, 2014

Pull a Gabe

to stop giving a single shit about life in general

(person1)yo dude school sucks

(person 2) dude, you need to pull a Gabe

by Fatboiferp February 22, 2019

Pulled a Gabe

Drinking a mason jar of moonshine by your self

Lori just pulled a Gabe, drank all the peach cobbler moonshine:)

by ChrissyG25 September 09, 2017

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Pulled a Gabe

The act of doing something very stupid with very little thought. The more retarded what you do is, the bigger the Gabe you pull.

Damn that kid just pulled a Gabe!

by Wicked washcloth February 04, 2022