A phrase used to describe accidentally sending a text to the person who you are bad mouthing/ or talking shit on. When you hit the send button and realize it went to the wrong party.
I just "pulled a Billy" and sent "My boss is such a bitch" to my boss. I thought I was sending it to you. Or.. my brother really "pulled a Billy" , don't think that dick pic was meant for me.
Pulled a Billie: Went to a girls house for the first time, typically a one night stand. When you arrive you bring in your bags and suitcase. The women believe you are only staying one night but you move in temporarily until they decide to tell you it’s time to go. Can be used for travelling to a new city or country with no accommodations booked.
Guy 1: Bro Curtis Pulled a Billie for two weeks straight!
Guy 2: No way man I saw that chick she was beat, he must be desperate to save money haha.
Guy 1: I’m going on vacation do you have any recommendations on where to stay?
Guy 2: Man you should just “Pull a Billie” you’ll get free accommodations and pussy!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.