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pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.
"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."
pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.
"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "
Shadow Puker by dlhammel December 5, 2016
puters a are computers or PC's
Are u good with Puters
puters by Mostafa Nada September 24, 2005

PukeStripe

To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chunks, beer, alcohol in general.(may peel paint)And comes in a variaty of colours.

Mainly seen on vehicles which are in the possesion of (again not limited) drunkards between the ages of 14 - 40ish. Any make
PukeStripes are not Bitchn

PukeStripes are not Funny unless it's your buddies car

PukeStripe by Willis Magee February 21, 2009

Floor Puker 

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.
Floor Puker by Hunter84 May 11, 2011