A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."
by Olimar April 25, 2005
Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their cars about 8 miles away and walk.
Fucking provosts, I'ma gonna declare myself a provost and park here. You got paper? I need you to sign this as my witness.
by Infinity March 28, 2005
When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
by Captian poopy pants November 6, 2015
This is actually a name of a person. Originally from the book The Happy Land, it is stated that the name rhymes with 'Monroe.'
Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.
Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.
Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.
Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.
Person: Hi, what's your name?
Provost: Provost.
Person: How's that pronounced?
Provost: Provost, rhymes with Monroe.
Person: Oh, ok. What's your first name?
Provost: That is my first name.
Provost: Provost.
Person: How's that pronounced?
Provost: Provost, rhymes with Monroe.
Person: Oh, ok. What's your first name?
Provost: That is my first name.
by dundermifflinthisispam November 12, 2011
by Lolumadbra? July 25, 2011
oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.
by AngeredOne March 1, 2005
gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.
"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."
by holefuck969 June 19, 2017