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protruding surprise 

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.
#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"
protruding surprise by Argonak April 12, 2008

Protruding 

1. When you got the shit on lock so much that you may be kind or rude like a pro
2. When you are guarding the doorway, gate or stairway
Call the doorman and see if it seem protruding..
Protruding by HaloTheHalo July 22, 2023