This is what happens when a bunch of redneck wankers finally get the truck running long enough to leave the trailer park and drive around yelling names at anyone who doesn’t wear a MAGA hat and smell like beer piss.

Those proud boys were sure as hell surprised to find out that the 6’ 2” 275 lb power lifter didn’t like being called “libtard”.

Proud boys by Goatrael July 15, 2018

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Proud Boys

A cult of white supremacists who believe that President Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one's crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an umbrella term for woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.

Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after Christmas break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's windows are made of bulletproof glass.

Proud Boys by The Fandom King December 20, 2020

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Proud Boys

Right Wing dorks who participate in LARPING events with left wing dorks ANTIFA. Proud Boys usually travel in packs of ex-frat boys wearing black and yellow polos while arming themselves with MAGA hats, cardboard shields and broad swords. Proud Boys spend their off time looking for meaning-full employment, testing masculinity by watching gay porn in a group setting and listening to the Dave Matthews band. Proud Boys are said to be seen with their girlfriends the Proud Boy's Girls but as of this writing this cannot be confirmed.

BC: l'll be in Portland this weekend. I heard the Proud Boys will be there. Should be easy to fuck their girlfriends while they are of protesting.

KC: Hahaha The Proud Boys don't have any girlfriends.

Proud Boys by Cornhole Barbie August 18, 2019

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Proud boys

Guys who received the wiener at Scout Camp, and liked it.

"Ooooohh, just look at that Proud Boys float in the Pride Parade!!"

Proud boys by Elgordo56 October 1, 2020

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