prostanoia 

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

prostanoia by Cynicool June 3, 2019

Prostalgia 

(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.

How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.

Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;

Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern

Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;

"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."

Prostalgia by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013

Pronanoia

The momentary heart-stop you get when you're looking at pornography and think there's a picture of you up there, and you mentally catalogue whether any ex's may have secretly taken a picture of you without you knowing it and then posted it on the internet.

I was browsing a porn blog when I was struck with an acute case of pronanoia! But I quickly realized I didn't have a twin sister, or a bathtub full of Jell-O.

Pronanoia by brat#3 January 6, 2009

Protanopia 

A type of colorblindness. It is the most popular form of colorblindness. Most people with protanopia have difficulty in differentiating between shades of greens, reds, and yellows.

"I cannot see the full color of the rainbow because I have protanopia."

Protanopia by mh5000 September 6, 2020

prostasia

A fancy way of saying prostate, also what I'm going to name my future child. Make sure you say it in either a thick Russian or Italian accent.

Honey should we play with your prostasia later.
I can feel your prostasia!

prostasia by YOUR#1MILF September 9, 2023