by Dahrouge_is_a_cool_name December 31, 2021
by Nahtoofar February 27, 2019
The "Eiffel Prospect" defined:
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Everyone knows by now what the Eiffel Tower is, and if you dont, you can probably find it on this site. Why not define the step before getting to the tower itself? Not every girl you see is just going to be down for an Eiffel Tower. You most likely will not get a high class girl, or one of good faith to let the Eiffel Tower be performed on her, unless you are and your buddy are straight up pimps which does happen, or she is so fucked up she that she couldnt care less. More than likely you'll have to find an "Eiffel Prospect." An Eiffel Prospect wont be the hottest girl around, nor the smartest, but she'll be down for whatever. Don't go looking for a bs fuck like a fat bitch because we all know thats no fun. Instead, look for a a girl thats just in between being to hot for the Eiffel and a bitch that looks like she got ran over by a dump truck. Usually you can just see the slutness in your propect's. The blondes are usually the easiest to snag because they hang around with sluts and whores mostly. Your Eiffel Prospect is a potential customer or a likely candidate for the job or position. Once you have found your Eiffel prospect, do whatever it takes to get the job done, and when you do, slap hands with your buddy whos standing not 3 feet from you gettin his, snap that picture baby or press record on that video camera, and ride that shit hard because the chances of you seeing her again are slim to none. Dont take rejection to heart, because there will ALWAYS be another Eiffel Prospect around the corner.
Ryan: Tryin to Eiffel tonight?
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
Brian: Sir, why would you ask me a rhetorical question like that?
Ryan: Dont even know man, just lost my head for a minute.
Brian: Lets start looking.
Ryan: Ummmmm, yep shes definetly an Eiffel Prospect.
Brian: Absolutely, no question.
Ryan: What do you suppoce we say to her?
Brian: Will you suck me off while he smashes you from the back?
Ryan: Pretty blunt, but sounds good to me, doesnt look like she gets any anyways..
by Ryan and Brian April 1, 2008
by GeorgeBaggio10 January 26, 2011
Tiny town next to Paterson, Haledon and Hawthorne that has the feel of what America would be like ruled under Al-Qaeda. Used to be nice when the Dutch lived there, but now it looks like a bad part of Beirut.
by Torricelli's Dog October 29, 2006
prospect is a small town that is one of the most boringest towns in ct. they kids either play football or soccer. there isnt enough black people to play basketball and any of the white kids that try, arent any good at it. parties are usually the worst around, except the occasional banger. the only real hangout is the town park. and the mobile gas station. for some reason there are alway people there? choice of first car is anything kids can afford. the richer kids in the national honor society have their parents buy them what ever they want. the local town gang think they are the hardest kids in the world. they think it is cool to smoke shitty weed. they dont know how dumb they look. pizza resteraunts owned by albanians pretty much rule the town. there is a subway and dunkin donuts. prospect has had the same mayor for 12324 years. theres only about 5 cops but they are always bussy chasing the cool kids smoking weed at the park. other than that prospect is quiet with nothing to do, you might find a deer or two wandering across your front yard once and while. but most shoot them. most kids think theyre are cool because prospect is next to waterbury, but waterbury kids are too uneducated to know where or what prospect is, and or how to spell prospect. if you are planning to live a boring life, move to prospect.
by jkwon102 February 18, 2011
Prospect Park Minneapolis, Minnesota:
A neighborhood in SouthEast Minneapolis land-marked by a old water tower which is perched atop the highest natural point in the Twin Cities Metro area. The Witch's hat tower it is named for its green witch hat topped appearance. This tower is also famous for its poetic genesis of Bob Dylan's song "All Along The Watchtower" which he wrote while attending college at the U of M in the shadow of the tower.
Situated upon the East Bank of the Mississippi River and bordered by I-94 to the south, Saint Paul city limits to the East, the river to the West and South. And Rail-yards and industry to the North.
Prospect Park is home to politically very liberal citizens known for high involvement in community, politics, education, and the arts.
A neighborhood in SouthEast Minneapolis land-marked by a old water tower which is perched atop the highest natural point in the Twin Cities Metro area. The Witch's hat tower it is named for its green witch hat topped appearance. This tower is also famous for its poetic genesis of Bob Dylan's song "All Along The Watchtower" which he wrote while attending college at the U of M in the shadow of the tower.
Situated upon the East Bank of the Mississippi River and bordered by I-94 to the south, Saint Paul city limits to the East, the river to the West and South. And Rail-yards and industry to the North.
Prospect Park is home to politically very liberal citizens known for high involvement in community, politics, education, and the arts.
by Loco Piloto February 23, 2011