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prolixion 

The prolixion of the sexy genius who coined the term could be reduced to five minutes but I’m happy listening to him speak for hours.
prolixion by Ph1l0ph1l3 January 24, 2021
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Provisionalism 

Pro·vi·sion·al·ism: listening with an open mind, openness to new possibilities.
Thomas Jefferson believed in provisionalism. He argued that because no generation has a right to bind subsequent generations, the Constitution should expire every 19 years.
Provisionalism by TakesNoCredit July 21, 2016

Preligion 

1. Is the study of man, his behaviors, and beliefs before religion was introduced to man.

2. The thought that man was good, born without original sin and did not need to be cleaned or put into water for a baptism before Christianity.

3. A more peaceful time in mans history when there was no war over religion.
1. Man that lived on this planet before religion was introduced, the belief in one or more supernaturals, lived during a time of preligion.

2. I would like to go back to the time of preligion when man did not fight and start horrible deathly wars over the belief of a god or belief in a particular religion.

2. Many Atheists, Agnostic, Secular, FreeThinkers, and Humanists would like to have preligious thoughts and beliefs embraced and acknowledged.
Preligion by ShellMunson February 26, 2011

prosexional 

The state of attractiveness that is best attained when dressed for success (or for work).

Professional + sexy
(At bar during happy hour)
Man: Damn girl, you must be coming from work, looking all prosexional. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Hehe, okay!
prosexional by Poshow May 26, 2007
The melding of politics and religion. Often found in the narrow mind of fanatics, but also evident in unwelcomed passionate poligious discussions at social events.
He was so mired in his poligion, logical debate was useless.
poligion by Jeanmarie Presutti September 13, 2008
The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
Tantie, whey all de provision an dumplin an ting, oh gosh!
Provision by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 22, 2008

provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
provisioning by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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