Professional Dumbass
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020
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professional dumbass
You see John over there?
He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.
This is a professional dumbass
He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.
This is a professional dumbass
professional dumbass by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021
Professional Dumbass
A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
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