Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."
Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.
A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"