The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."
Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"
Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
by Ablrsn April 24, 2017
by Mandixoxo September 2, 2017
by King Nosmo September 3, 2020
When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.
by Bastion Boi69 October 24, 2018
Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.
by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023