William, Prince of Wales
(noun)
The dude who’
s been first in line for the
British throne since dinosaurs roamed the
Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the
guy living every British mom’s fairy tale
dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince
Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while
Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your
dad got a crown and had to smile through
awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."
