After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 9, 2019
A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which shoots out heavy primitive peas at Zombies which do good damage but has a chance to either knock them back or stun them in one shot.
"All you need is 3 Primal Peashooters and even 2 Gargantuars won't be able to resist its power to knock and stun them back!"
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
primal artists are people who create art through intuitive and spontaneous process. Usually unlimited to form or medium, primal artists bridge movement, visual arts, wellbeing rituals and entertainment. Primal artists are nascent - emerging post the 2020 c-19 pandemic.
by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022
An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
by divergentbananas0179 December 6, 2015
A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.
Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
by stankyANKy November 7, 2017
by boknows2380 May 5, 2023