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prevaricator 

Tim your such a liar
You mean prevaricator, Jack
prevaricator by Prevaricator November 12, 2017
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prevacationitis

a feeling in which you can not concentrate on anything because your mind is on your up and coming vacation.
omg, there's only 15 more days until italy! have you gotten prevacationitis yet?
prevacationitis by dee2013 May 9, 2011

Systemic Precarization

The pervasive, structural production of economic instability across entire economies and societies, embedded in the normal functioning of institutions rather than the choices of particular actors. Systemic precarization describes how precarity has become the default condition—built into labor law, normalized by employment practices, reinforced by social policy, automated by algorithms, naturalized by ideology. No one needs to deliberately choose precarity; the system produces it automatically, as inevitably as industrial capitalism produced smokestacks. Systemic precarization is the atmosphere of the open-air prison—you breathe it without noticing, but it shapes every aspect of your existence.
Systemic Precarization Example: "No single policy created his precarity—it was the cumulative effect of forty years of labor law erosion, technological change, globalization, and normalized insecurity. Not anyone's fault, but Systemic Precarization: instability as the new normal."

Wage Precarization

The systematic process by which wages are rendered increasingly unstable, unpredictable, and insufficient—transforming employment from a reliable source of livelihood into a constant source of anxiety. Wage precarization operates through multiple mechanisms: the replacement of salaried positions with hourly work, the elimination of guaranteed hours, the proliferation of zero-hour contracts, the outsourcing of scheduling to algorithms that optimize for unpredictability, and the deliberate maintenance of wages at levels that require constant supplementation through additional jobs. The result is not just poverty but the experience of poverty as permanent uncertainty—never knowing what next week's check will bring, never able to plan, never safe.
Wage Precarization Example: "Her wage changed every week based on 'demand,' her schedule was released the night before, her income fluctuated so wildly she couldn't budget—not just low pay, but Wage Precarization, the transformation of wages themselves into sources of uncertainty."

Job Precarization

The systematic transformation of employment itself into a source of permanent uncertainty and risk. Job precarization operates through the elimination of stable positions, the proliferation of temporary contracts, the outsourcing of permanent roles to gig platforms, the at-will erosion of job security, and the normalization of constant turnover. Unlike traditional unemployment (a temporary state), job precarization makes precarity the permanent condition: you always have a job, but you never have security—the job could disappear tomorrow, be algorithmically eliminated, be outsourced to someone cheaper, be redesigned to make your skills obsolete. The job itself becomes precarious, not just the worker.
Job Precarization Example: "He had worked there for seven years, but with at-will employment, constant restructuring, and the threat of outsourcing, he'd never felt secure—not unemployment, but Job Precarization, the transformation of long-term employment into permanent uncertainty."

Intentional Precarization

The deliberate design and maintenance of economic instability as a feature of labor systems, not a bug. Intentional precarization occurs when employers, platforms, or policymakers consciously structure work to be precarious because precarity serves their interests—it disciplines workers, suppresses wages, prevents organization, and ensures maximum flexibility for capital. The gig economy's algorithmic scheduling, the just-in-time workforce, the proliferation of independent contractor status, the erosion of labor protections—these are not unfortunate side effects but intended outcomes. Intentional precarization is the open-air prison's foundation: keep workers uncertain enough to accept anything, desperate enough to never resist.
Intentional Precarization Example: "The platform could have provided stable schedules and predictable income—instead, they designed algorithmic unpredictability because it maximized their flexibility. Not accidental precarity, but Intentional Precarization, precarity as architecture."

Late‑Stage Precarization

The terminal phase of the process that has turned stable, secure employment into an exception rather than a rule. In late‑stage precarization, even previously protected sectors (education, healthcare, civil service) are converted into gig arrangements; labor protections are actively dismantled; and workers internalize precarity as normal, ceasing to imagine stability as possible. It is characterized by the disappearance of the career, the normalization of side hustles, and the acceptance that retirement, home ownership, and healthcare are unattainable. Late‑stage precarization marks the point where insecurity becomes permanent and resistance seems futile.
Example: “Her mother had a pension; she had five gig apps. Late‑stage precarization had erased the very concept of a job you could keep for life.”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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