People that are usually are news reporters or newspaper writers that go too see report and publish news
by Proper definition April 7, 2019
The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.
by Isaac Shelby December 30, 2022
The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.
Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.
by Miya P Burns April 16, 2023
The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 26, 2013
by @alexisxmercer April 5, 2019
when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
by Mart2 August 2, 2021
When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021