preprint virgin 

A scientist who has never published a scholarly paper in a freely accessible preprint or e-print server.

Professor Smith is still a preprint virgin, he only submits papers to high impact journals.

preprint virgin by proffunguy August 29, 2017

Preprantency 

To lie to keep something truthful

Person 1: "Stop lying!"
Person 2: "It's Preprantency, I have to!"
Person 1: "oooooooooh..."

Preprantency by Luckyflame October 8, 2019