Schrodinger’s Pregnancy 

When a woman takes two pregnancy tests with one coming up positive and the other negative. Until the woman can visit the doctor, she's both pregnant and not pregnant at the same time creating the comparison with Schrodinger’s Cat.

Kirsty: Great, two pregnancy tests with different results. I have Schrodinger’s Pregnancy here, baby and no baby at the same time.

Schrodinger’s Pregnancy by WatcherMark May 23, 2019

Matthew's Pregnancy 

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

Matthew's Pregnancy by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

Schrodinger’s Pregnancy 

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.

The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.

Schrodinger’s Pregnancy by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019

Pregnancy Scare 

1. Sex. Late Period. Pregnancy Test. Pink or Positive. Scared as Hell.

2. Doing something, looking at what you did, thinking its worse than it is for a minute or two, and then realizing the situation.

1.
Girl 1- Shit, i slept with this guy last week, took a preggers test, ipso facto- PREGNANCY SCARE!
Girl 2- So, no biggie?
Girl 1- Yeah.

2.
Bill- I had a total pregnancy scare last night, i thought i threw out my pot!

Pregnancy Scare by LOLAtheSLUT February 24, 2009

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare 

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation

I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare by Gardenofolives October 8, 2019

Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome 

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.

Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)

Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome by gdbl3k August 31, 2011

pregnancy shot 

When you shoot your load so far that it would for sure get a girl pregnant.

I was fucking my girl last night and when I pulled out I came so far it went over her head. That was almost a pregnancy shot!

pregnancy shot by onemanwinner April 18, 2017