Praying to the porcelain god 

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

Praying to the porcelain god by 5L4Y3R October 13, 2008

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

praying to the porcelain gods by david August 12, 2003

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002