pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

pound one out by Dune C July 30, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.

pound one out by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.

Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.

pound one out by dizzle pizzle December 24, 2008

Pound one out

To take a big dump

You got a bathroom? I gotta go pound one out!

Pound one out by Hostler May 24, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019