pound one out

1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.

pound one out by Dune C July 30, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.

pound one out by dizzle pizzle April 18, 2007

pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.

Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.

pound one out by dizzle pizzle December 24, 2008

Pound one out

To take a big dump

You got a bathroom? I gotta go pound one out!

Pound one out by Hostler May 24, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008