potato

Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives

person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you

by Sush adush November 5, 2018

potato

People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.

i can count to potatoes.

by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011

potato

Being a human that has no life and just searches up sh*t on the internet

Or just straight up avoids social interaction

Guys, Imma be a potato for the rest of the day.

by Harsh Harmony November 15, 2016

Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

by Chdonga December 28, 2011

Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

potato

a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

by badbby42 November 29, 2018

potato

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017