Potato peel 

When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.

Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.

Potato peel by DuhReelReapa January 5, 2017

Trying to peel a potato with another potato 

Another term for depressed.

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

Trying to peel a potato with another potato by CurrentlyDepressed January 7, 2017

potato peeling 

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.

Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??

potato peeling by syny567 March 7, 2009

potato peeler 

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

potato peeler by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.

That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

How the potato peels by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023

Holy Potato Peelings 

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

Holy Potato Peelings by some guy August 13, 2003

Potato Peeler 

to eat your own farts

Olivia: Lily and Emma, are you guys Potato Peeler s?
Lily: No
Emma: Yes
Olivia: It means to eat your own farts
Lily and Emma: Oh LOL no I don't peel potatoes

Potato Peeler by livysalvatore49 July 6, 2021