pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

pot noodle

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

by sam.f June 08, 2003

pot noodle

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

by win-co-fo February 06, 2003

pot noodle

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4

by super noodle roolz August 17, 2003

pot noodle

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)

I don't know about this shirt, its a bit pot noodle, part of me loves it and part of me hates it

That gig was a bit pot noodle, I don't know what to make of it

by mim74 January 12, 2008

Pot Noodle

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004

Pot Noodle

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.

Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.

by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015