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Post Coachella Depression (PCD) 

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.
My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

Post coital glow (PCG) 

After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).
Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).

High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.

Post Christmas Depression (PCD) 

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.

Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) 

What occurs after you eat Chipotle. The act of vomiting perfusely through the asshole after devouring a Chipotle Mexican Burrito.
Me: Bro whats wrong with you today?

Mike: I am suffering from Post Chipotle Syndrome (PCS) today dude, why do you have to call me out like that? I have the toilet ring imprinted on my ass cheeks dude.

Me: Enough said man.

Mike: Yeah...brb.

Post-call perineum (PCP) 

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.
Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

PCP (Post Cum Piss) 

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.
After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.