When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.
J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slutdepression
The feeling you get after breaking up with a slut. This includes reminiscing, regret, and flashbacks of things you've done with her.
"Dude, I can't stop thinking about her. It was such an amazing night... but I should completely forget about her. She's such a dirty whore... Ugh. I can't get over my Post-Slut Disorder."
The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.