Porky Pine

He is really funny, has a adorable smile, a awesome hugger, nice, a skateboarder, cute,

Porky pine is my bf

by Mis. Porky pine April 9, 2017

Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine

Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;

e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.

"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"

by Bruce June 20, 2004

porkypine47

The Cringiest 12 year old on youtube making cancer content. I watched him once i lost brain cells.

Person: Dude check out porkypine47
Person2: Urban dictionary says porkypine47 is cringe

by Porkypine47 March 30, 2017

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

Dick-Porkypine

another name for a very sluty girl.

Brittany Spears.....or when u call an ex-girlfriend a name and she says yeah well i fuhked you and your friend or i fuhked so and so.... you say "your such a Dick-Porkypine!"

by Anthony Fournier June 12, 2009

porkupine

1. What you'd get if a peccary had a fourth-base peckadillo wif a hedgehog.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.

Da American military budget is larger than most of da other government budgets combined, yet da common enlisted man is struggling financially, so it would appear dat there are a lot of porkupines in da higher ranks!

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021