by DigglerOU812 December 8, 2011
When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!
Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.
Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.
Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
by talk2me-JCH2 May 19, 2022
When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 20, 2006
1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.
2. Slang for Penis
3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
2. Slang for Penis
3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
by Foon J Cracker October 21, 2009
One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
by wise_coinmaster January 1, 2018