Porch Pirate
Porch Pirate by DigglerOU812 December 15, 2011
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Porch pirate
The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?
Porch pirate by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022
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reverse porch pirate
The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.
I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.
reverse porch pirate by blue_heart February 14, 2023
Romanian Porch Pirate
A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
Romanian Porch Pirate by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025
Porch Pirates
One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
Porch Pirates by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)