porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

porcelain goddess by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.

Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

Porcelain Goddess by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!

Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...

Porcelain Goddess by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004