Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

Butter your poptart

by Slick poptart December 8, 2018

by Butteryourpoptart December 8, 2018

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

by TheBeticMedic August 8, 2021

Basic petty bitter person. Salty, unhealthy, child-like

She's just a generic salty poptart

by Yourstruly-LW August 29, 2022

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

Henlo poptart man my good sir

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 16, 2020