poopy hands

The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.

Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.

by gmoney422 May 20, 2016

poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.

Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.

by kmin July 4, 2010

poop hands

a person who likes to write on the bathroom wall in shit

I heard that girl lindsey is a poop hands she wrote all over the nolan bathroom walls in shit

by raginhormones June 27, 2010

poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

by MichaelM August 30, 2005

Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand

Poopy hand

by Big bih July 6, 2019

Poop Hands

The act of sticking ones hands down their pants and farting on their hands. Then going around touching all their friends as much as possible. If someone does this to you, you have the right to call them Poop Hands for the rest of their life.

*Commits Poop Hands*
DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! GET OUT OF HERE POOP HANDS!

by People Against Poop Hands April 23, 2010

Poopy Hand

The result of fisting an anus that has recently expelled shit.

She told me to go ahead and fist her ass. She forgot to tell me she just took a shit. When I finished I had poopy hand

by scabby pirate March 30, 2009