Poopsock failed to win that pistol round, if only dennis, the pistol god, was here to win that round.
by swordbird22 March 25, 2020
Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.
Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.
Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
by theREALharryjones August 11, 2010
A sock which has either come in contact with human feces, or has been loaded with human feces. Once the sock has been prepared with the aforementioned feces, it shall be used to terrorize others.
He was being rather disagreeable, so I made a poopsock and beat him in the face with it until he vomited from the smell of feces.
by Harold Wang November 16, 2008
A sock that a person with a mental disorder uses to store their feces in, presumably to prevent acquisition of the feces by another party, which will presumably use it to effect some negative result on the poopsock.
by niveK May 10, 2005
by Juggacooey December 1, 2004
Another way of saying Darn, Damn, Or Crap. It is the Childish way to conceal those words from younger audiences.
by CCREE December 26, 2011
i was lippin off this guy at the party last night and he said hed shit in my shoes now i got poopsocks
by Jimford January 20, 2005