Pooperio

pooperio or pooperios are Cheerios made out of poop that you give to people when you hate them

Yesterday I got a box of pooperios from Karen after I told her that her sons homemade cookies weren’t aloud at the bake sell

Pooperio by Pooperio pooperios September 1, 2019

pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.

Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?

pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021

pooperpoke 

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

pooperpoke by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

pooperoni 

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni

Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!

pooperoni by madchiller July 28, 2006

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

pooperdooper

(pl) poopers doopers - Kid friendly version of "Oh Shit!!"

Poopers Doopers, I forgot to select all the drawings and only printed some of them!

pooperdooper by Jeff Gilbert June 30, 2005