poop tart

a flagrant trollop who enjoys anal sex.

monifa is such a poop tart. she totally likes it in the ass.

by badonkadej July 15, 2006

poop tart

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle

mm poop tarts

by poop mn February 12, 2004

poop tart

The remnants of a poop taken in a toaster.

"Aww man, who left a poop tart in my new toaster??"

by j-guy August 26, 2012

poop tart

1. See Republicans. 2. A chocolate flavored pop tart that tastes like poop.

Veek is such a poop tart. MMM PooP TarTZ

by Juwanna Seemahweena September 14, 2005

Poop Tart

A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.

by ThePoopTart August 11, 2017

pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.

Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."

by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart

by nvaorhn May 03, 2023