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Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.
Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.
Bloody poop pickle by P-fart September 4, 2019

pickled poop 

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
pickled poop by 47akg47 July 10, 2023

Pickling your poop 

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).
Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

poopsickles 

Poop meaning feces
sickles meaning curved: curved in shape like a sickle.
Therefore it is poop in a curved shape
Wow them are some BIG poopsickles!
poopsickles by meliciousmadison February 13, 2009

Poopsickle 

When a man is engaging in anal sex, pulls out, and finishes with a blow job from the receiving partner.
Did you see the stains around that girls mouth from the frat party last night? She totally got a poopsickle!

poopsickle 

a person or thing that someone doesnt like...
annoying or aggrivating
You are really being a poopsickle right now!
poopsickle by Pink.Chick71 May 3, 2008