poop

Something that you put on your upper lip in a sad attempt to look cool by creating a "mustache."

Wow awesome mustache!!...Thanks I made it...I mean grew it this morning...

by whooperboy December 14, 2004

poop

a brown, green or yellow colored substance that comes out of your butthole in many different shapes and sizes. Happens after you eat.

Wow! That piece of poop is big!

I laughed so much i pooped in my pants.

by 12345678 May 14, 2005

poop

when you eat a lot you get cramps and then you have to do this, brown somethings green goo comes out into the toilet.

today i took a massive poop.

by spathonk you February 11, 2005

poop

the breaking of wind

she poops when she walks and I am glad that i am downwind.

by poopyheads July 25, 2011

poop

1. Exhaust
2. Feces

1. I'm pooped. *sigh*
2. I have to go poop.

by ChoujinkiMetalder August 15, 2005

poop

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you go to the craper.

i have to go take a poop.

by porkchop June 11, 2003

poop

That icky smelly stuff that comes out of your butt when you take a number two. And I'm not talking about a value meal. It can sometimes contain bits of corn or other bits of undigested food.

It's that brown thing floating in the toilet when you look after taking a big healthy one.

by Anba Bazuro December 23, 2004