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Poon Raider 

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.
Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently
Poon Raider by poonraider1 July 29, 2010
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Poon Raider 

(proper noun)

1. The Legendary Hero of raiding poonani, most famously known for conducting a poon raid of biblical proportion during the fall semester of 2007, during which he raided an excess of 300 or more poonanis in a single 24-hour period. Formerly known as Delta P or "Deltap," the Poon Raider is now revered by men from all corners of the globe as a living legend.
"Dude, I heard the Poon Raider struck again last night!"

"My God."
Poon Raider by Greg P January 6, 2009

poon raider 

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.
Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons
poon raider by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026