Pookaki

When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.

I just pookakied all over that turd.

Pookaki by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019

polakian shower 

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

polakian shower by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012

pookaki

when your friends bury you to your neck in sand and shit on your head.

my friends took me to the beach and gave me a pookaki

pookaki by jordan reidmann December 29, 2004

Poolaxin 

when you are hanging out at the pool doing nothing but soaking up the sun the cooling off maybe a frosty beverage, repete, much like chillaxin but with a pool involved, not to be used with a lake, ocean, river or creek

we were poolaxin at my house after the long humid day in the sun

Poolaxin by jasbtin June 14, 2010

pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

pooflakin by Maelyn July 19, 2007

polakian 

Ukrainian Christmas. Also known as THE Polakian.

You must attend this years POLAKIAN. TECHNOVIKING commands it.

polakian by cb517 January 11, 2008

polakian 

A person who resides in, or originates from the nation of Polandia.

Carl is a Polakian.

polakian by Plak Malinowski January 17, 2004