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poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
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pobrecito 

Boy: "I've got a papercut!"
Friend: "Aw, pobrecito."
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Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

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“ aww pobrecito bébe , it’s going to be ok ”
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When you poop in the top of the coffee maker and pee where you add the water and set the timer leaving it for the unsuspecting victim in the morning.
I poobrewed him last night.
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I needed cookies, but my budget forced me to settle for some pooreos.
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